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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The Greatest Story Ever Told

So there’s this choir, right?


And they’re pretty much a lovable band of misfits because singing is LAME, right?

 
But, oh no! Something bad happens and it looks like this may be the end for the choir. Hold on to your seats though, because we're only about six minutes into the movie and I have a very strong feeling it's not going to end like this.


But wait - there just happens to be an upcoming show where if they win first place, they might just get to redeem themselves and bring honor to their dying program! And, what’s this? Oh no! It looks like the super-great super-talented one-dimensional, never-developed-as-a-character-because-fuck-it mega choir who wins every year is standing in their way. There's no way we can beat them since they always win, right?


Well as it turns out all it takes to beat years of vocal lessons and impeccable choreography is BEING YOURSELF? Yep, that's right. Take any song that has ever been popular in the history of ever, mash it up with an equally over played song and you've got yourself a recipe for the world's biggest choral show upset. Bonus points if you can get a minority to rap a verse.  

Fin.

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