About me

I like lists. 

They keep things organized and are for the most part, visually appealing little nuggets of information that hold back on elaborate bullshit. 

So instead of pretending I’m important and worthy of being written about in the third person, here’s a list of stuff about me.

1. My most played song on my itunes is “I Miss You” by Blink 182.
2. I once finished an entire game of monopoly
3. My favorite movie is a 5-way tie between Space Jam, Big Fat Liar, Clockstoppers, Demolition Man, and The Core.
4. I was born in London.
5. I’m named after her:   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lady_of_Shalott
6. I have a dog named Bently. He bites.
7. I am an avid fan of trash TV.
8. The smell of mayo makes me gag.
9. I can clap with one hand.
10. Pitch Men was the greatest show to ever air.